I should probably eat it.
I’ve been able to do this for as long as I can remember. It kept my ears warm when they were cold. No joke.
Tamale in my pocket = Food-poisoning in my tummy
So it turns out that tamale that inhabited my pocket for a while inflicted a terrible case of food poisoning on me the next day. I was out of commission for at least four days, unable to stomach anything I consumed. Luckily I feel better now, but I doubt I’ll ever be able to eat a tamale from a “mama y papa” stand any time soon. The thought of it just makes me squirm.
Is that a tamale in your pocket or are you just an idiot for carrying it around forever?
This is such a great piece of music. I’ve fallen asleep to this song on repeat more times than I can count.
Too much rum.
- Me: star wqrs at my toes.
- Micaela: Ahahajahaa WHAT?
- Me: [nothing]
- Micaela: Well that was a blank text.
- Me: drunk. no mes gmlusta
- Micaela: Yep.
- Me: [hours later] oh my hod. micaela im so fungover. i woke up on a futon this morning. wasn't mine. i don't own a futon.
life:
Living on the fringes of society, and demonstrating the more eccentric, and sometimes darker, edges of human nature, the sideshow of old was an occasion for the general public to be amazed, disgusted, frightened … and generally have their minds blown..
Pictured: Midget Czech showman Baron Richard Nowak, seen here at age 19 in 1940, stood 21 inches high and weighed 17 lbs.
(see more — Old-Time Side Show Acts)
